Quest for the Three Idols

The Quest:

Oh shit, NATs (Definitely not Nazis) from Luthen (Definitely not Germany) searching for powerful magic artifacts (Not the Ark of the Covenant or anything). Unfortunately Flash McAllister (Definitely Not Indiana Jones) bailed on us. Time to gather the runts and go to Beros (Definitely Not Britain) to track down some magical idols of ancient gods!

The Runts:
 * Dr. Seamus L. O'Finnegan, disciple of an ancient religion, by mistake
 * Dr. Arthur Barneby Cranbrook, the kooky professor
 * Asa Pirr-Aite, a straight up ass pirate (Baguette! Baguette!)
 * Peregrin B. Nye P.I., the hard-boiled detective
 * Musa Skywatcher, the unwitting exchange student who got kidnapped from an airport